|Series 01, Episode 02|
|Air Date||5 March 2001|
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Spunk is the second episode of the first series, first broadcast on 5 March 2001 .
Following a group weigh-in with the girls, Louise discovers she has put on three pounds so vows to lose them.
Janet & Donna are talking about their weight but Louise is not bothered because she's been the same weight since she was 14, but when they came to weighing themselves it appears she is 3lb heavier than she was at 14 so vows to lose it. She tries everything from eating nothing but carrots, aerobics, electronic pads, jogging and even wrapping herself in cling film!!!
Eventually she gets back to her ideal weight but she ends up with stretch marks on her thighs much to Donna and Janet's disgust!!
Gaz becomes worried that his single days are over and that Donna will want commitment but she goes to see him and tells him all she wants is sex, sex, sex and more sex. Please by this Gaz is just about to jump in bed with her when the phone rings, who is it? None other than Donna's meddling mum Flo wanting Donna to ask Gaz round for dinner, sparking off Gaz's fears again.
Gaz agrees and is feeling somewhat fearful of Donna's man-eating mum and younger sister Katie. But all is saved when they get a call from Janet who is very worried because Jonny's gone missing.
Jonny was fed up of being nice so decided it was time to become a bastard to keep Janet keen. But he goes out and still hasn't returned the following day, which is when Janet phones Donna to enlist in the help on her friends. However Louise who is getting lost in the drama and Gaz don't seem to be helping Janet calm down so she eventually gets so mad she throws the remote control at Gaz who has to go to hospital.
He's sat in the hospital waiting area with his hand over his bloody nose when Jonny goes past on a stretcher. Gaz just say's hi back to Jonny at first before twigging that the reason he's there is because Jonny is missing!!! It turns out Jonny tried helping an old lady across the road but she took this as an offense to her feminist issues and twated him one.
All seems well as they are leaving the hospital until Janet finds out Jonny as shown Gaz naughty Polaroid pictures of her wearing a nurses outfit so she smacks him in the face.